Optimus Prime is heading off to the bar in Iraq.

Live! More war non-news: The script for Gulf War II: Iraq of the Clones has been dropped in favor of the new sequel, Gulf War II: The Vengence.

Not everything silly today is war-related.

Some people are tying to make money off of Ice Cream _Sin_daes, including all flavors of “the seven deadly sins”.

Here in Raleigh, the FBI has just discovered the Bill of Rights. (A document that the Patriot act doesn’t seem to take into account.)

Also, Monica Lewinsky is back in the news — she’s not just selling handbags — she will be the host of a wacky “reality” game show. I’ve never understood those “reality” TV shows. There’s nothing “real” about them.

In case you haven’t heard, there’s something going on in Iraq. The latest is that we’re dropping bombs over Baghdad (and, no, it’s not that one cheezy song).