While surfing around this evenig, I came across some rather hilarious really bad country song titles.

A few of my favorite titles from the list:

  • Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
  • I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
  • I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
  • I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
  • I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
  • I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
  • If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
  • I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  • Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
  • My Phone Ain’t been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn’t You
  • Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
  • She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy
  • You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  • You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Post a reply with some of your favorite ones. (: