Silly country song titles
While surfing around this evenig, I came across some rather hilarious really bad country song titles.
A few of my favorite titles from the list:
- Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
- I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
- I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
- I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
- I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
- I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
- If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
- I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
- My Phone Ain’t been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn’t You
- Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
- She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy
- You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Post a reply with some of your favorite ones. (: