Utah – it’s not that far anymore!
Wow. According to Wikipedia, Utah is not that far from Massachusetts. If it’s where they claim it is (according to the map), I could drive to Provo in six and a half hours.
Evidence (in case someone over at Wikipedia notices):
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Fun.